“Un escritor nunca olvida la primera vez que acepta unas monedas o un elogio a cambio de una historia. Nunca olvida la primera vez que siente el dulce veneno de la vanidad en la sangre y cree que, si consigue que nadie descubra su falta de talento, el sueño de la literatura será capaz de poner techo sobre su cabeza, un plato caliente al final del día y lo que más anhela: su nombre impreso en un miserable pedazo de papel que seguramente vivirá más que él. Un escritor está condenado a recordar ese momento, porque para entonces ya está perdido y su alma tiene precio.”

collegehumor: Eve Gets an Apple Product [Click for full article] Adam: Hey… What’s that you’ve got there? Is that that forbidden fruit everyone’s been talking about? Eve: Yeah, it’s an Apple. It’s the latest and best thing in the garden. Adam: Wow, you’re a real fan girl aren’t you? Eve: I am NOT a fan girl. I’m just saying it’s a very well-made fruit. I mean look how cool this design is. You can just bite right into it. Try to do that with an orange — you’ll get a big mouthful of peel. Not on the apple though. It just works. Adam: Uh huh. It looks like a nice piece of fruit. Eve: YEAH! It is nice! It’s the best! Taste it! It’s so sweet; it’s got fructose in it. Adam: Like an orange? Eve: NOTHING like an orange. Adam: Oranges have had fructose for years. Eve: Yes, and now the apple has it. And it’s better. Comparing apples and oranges is like… I don’t know… comparing… two dissimilar things. Adam: Alright, I’m willing to give it a shot. Peel me off a section. Eve: Oh, Apple doesn’t do that. Adam: What? Eve: But nobody really NEEDS to peel it into sections. You can just bite into it instead. Adam: Yeah, I guess. Kinda seems like an important feature. Eve: I’m sure it’ll come in the next generation. And I haven’t even told you about the customer service yet! Best customer service! The whole time I was trying to pick it out, they had a serpent there to answer all my questions and subtly convince me to take it and eat of it. [Keep Reading]
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Eve Gets an Apple Product [Click for full article]

Adam: Hey… What’s that you’ve got there? Is that that forbidden fruit everyone’s been talking about?

Eve: Yeah, it’s an Apple. It’s the latest and best thing in the garden.

Adam: Wow, you’re a real fan girl aren’t you?

Eve: I am NOT a fan girl. I’m just saying it’s a very well-made fruit. I mean look how cool this design is. You can just bite right into it. Try to do that with an orange — you’ll get a big mouthful of peel. Not on the apple though. It just works.

Adam: Uh huh. It looks like a nice piece of fruit.

Eve: YEAH! It is nice! It’s the best! Taste it! It’s so sweet; it’s got fructose in it.

Adam: Like an orange?

Eve: NOTHING like an orange.

Adam: Oranges have had fructose for years.

Eve: Yes, and now the apple has it. And it’s better. Comparing apples and oranges is like… I don’t know… comparing… two dissimilar things.

Adam: Alright, I’m willing to give it a shot. Peel me off a section.

Eve: Oh, Apple doesn’t do that.

Adam: What?

Eve: But nobody really NEEDS to peel it into sections. You can just bite into it instead.

Adam: Yeah, I guess. Kinda seems like an important feature.

Eve: I’m sure it’ll come in the next generation. And I haven’t even told you about the customer service yet! Best customer service! The whole time I was trying to pick it out, they had a serpent there to answer all my questions and subtly convince me to take it and eat of it. [Keep Reading]